Guys who can wear shorts properly (especially skintight little lycra shorts) deserve to be kidnapped, restrained and then have their shorts clad bodies displayed for all to see…
…when this guy was pulling on his shorts that morning he must have noticed how he looked…and he must have realised that everyone else was going to notice as well…
…in the 80s, everyone wore these little shorts without the slightest hint of shame…they were called ‘nutcrunchers’…can you see why?…
…the express on this guy’s face is clearly saying, ‘Yep, I know I look good in these shorts…and you know I look good as well…’
…I suggest a football kit redesign…boots, socks and shin pads as normal…no shirt and much tighter shorts…something like this…
…it quite literally takes balls to go on the tube train wearing skintight cycling shorts…and the fact that he’s sitting with his legs wide open is simply emphasing the point…literally…
…no homosexual overtones to this pair of shorts wearing guys…no sir…
…this guy was clearly in a rush and hasn’t yet realised that he’s pulled on a pair of boxer shorts instead of a pair of cycling shorts…
…this guy just knows how to wear a pair of shorts…
…it’s difficult to make tiny lycra shorts look good…this guy manages it…
…a little bit of self adjustment going on here…girls just don’t realise how complicated it can get down there…
…all of the above guys should be abducted and secured quickly and efficiently…duct tape is always good…
…duct tape and a chair is especially effective…
…chains always work well…
…or ropes…
…any footballer who plays badly should be automatically punished like this…
…long term captivity can be achieved by simply handcuffing or roping the victim to a bed…
…a gag and blindfold is, of course, essential…
…and the eventual removal of shorts and the stripping away of all identity is a necessity for long term captivity…
…the victim can then be restrained in increasingly more uncomfortable positions…
…and at some point, the victim should have the ‘pleasure’ of wearing skintight rubber and PVC and extremely heavy chain restraints…
…how would you restrain the above guys?
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